The Apes of Idleness
One lovely Spring day, an old man sat on a bench in the park. Trees were all a-bud. Daffodils were timidly peeking out from beneath their blanket of soil. Birds flitted about joyfully.
The young man walked over. "I am not trying to be rude sir but, I am, actually, in school right now. We all are. We study at an on-line virtual school through our computers."
From every region, apes of idleness!"